As a member of UFAT, you belong to us body, soul and purse.
Any request from the commanding members should be fulfilled. Groping by jellyfish is good for group morale!
Everything Morambar Udunvagor proclaims is true -- do not dispute it!
All your wealth should go to the cause, as we need all the funds we can get to buy fancy weapons to use against TEUNC.
Typing errors are the work of the Devil, who sometimes disguises as "Tyope". Follow your wise advisors, Clippy and the red wriggly line, and all will be well!
Down with mad armadillos -- equal rights for pink flamingos!
Rid alt.fan.tolkien of off-topic discussions, such as Tolkien debate and TEUNCy interludes.
AFT was created as a forum to discuss politics and the actions of UFAT!
Balrogs do not wear pink fluffy slippers. Balrogs should be shot down and killed, the scum that they are!
