Greetings, fellow UFATs!

It is with great pleasure I introduce this page, which will be our main base for launching attack against that abomination known as TEUNC, although we know better names for them: Scum, vermin, and armadillo-lovers. I know, and you know, how much these evildoers pollute our world with their atrocious actions. It is our solemn duty to stop them, before they drag the world further into the filth they have already created. Down with TEUNC!

Morambar Udunvagor, Chairman